Category: Joke Board
Subject: FW: 'Hey, Dave!> > >Dave works hard at the plant and
> > > spends
>two nights each week bowling> and > >plays golf every Saturday.> >>
>>His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she
>> >takes him to a local strip club.> >> >The doorman at the club greets
>them and says, 'Hey, Dave! How ya doin?'> >> >His wife is puzzled and
>asks if he's been to this club before.> >> >'Oh no,' says Dave. 'He's
>on my bowling team'> >> >When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if
>he'd like his usual and > >brings over a Budweiser.> >> >His wife is
>becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she> know >
>>that you drink Budweiser?'> >> >'I recognize her, she's the waitress
>from the golf club. I always have> a > >Bud at the end of the 1st nine,
>honey.> >> >A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms
>around Dave,> > >starts to rub herself all over him and says, 'Hi
>Davey. Want your usual> > >table dance, big boy?'> >> >Dave's wife, now
>furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.> >> >Dave follows
>and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the > >door, he
>jumps in beside her. Dave tries desperately to explain how the> >
>>stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is>
>having > >none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs,
>calling> him > >every 4 letter word in the book.> >> >The cabby turns
>around and says, 'Geez Dave, you picked up a real bitch> > >this
>time.'> >
Hahaha!